I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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