NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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