WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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