he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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