yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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