They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize
