i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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