Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You can't special order awesome
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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