doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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