my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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