all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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