I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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