just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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