so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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