i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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