What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
i need some magic done to my vagina
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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