I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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