You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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