Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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