when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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