I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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