is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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