I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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