Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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