Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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