On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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