I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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