Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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