And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
