I don't think brook has ever known best
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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