Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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