I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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