3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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