would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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