i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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