I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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