And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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