She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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