No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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