She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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