Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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