you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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