So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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