I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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