did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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