I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Hippo gnu deer
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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