yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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