How'd it feel making her break her religion?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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