Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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