thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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