Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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