I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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