I look better un-naked...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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