Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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