is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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