belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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