it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize