evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
