: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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