Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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